I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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