Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Farmville is her only friend.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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