how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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