Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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