your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
