Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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