Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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