it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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