I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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