i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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