But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
