in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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