how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My vagina is very pro this idea
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