is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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