I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
