do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Im part way to drunk.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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