all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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