I'm going to jail i love you
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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