Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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