okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
