So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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