why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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