somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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