His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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