she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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