i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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