I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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