Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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