that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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