Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Enjoy the penises
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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