The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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