I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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