I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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