Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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