Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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