just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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