I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Me too!
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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