Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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