idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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