She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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