i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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