I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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