Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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