windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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