He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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