Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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