he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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