if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this just has baby written all over it
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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