oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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