oh god the rape fog is back!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
