It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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