I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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